I remember years ago, before the 2002 World Cup, David Beckham breaking a metatarsal bone in his foot. It made headline news for weeks to see if England’s star player would make the biggest tournament in football. It’s not exactly ideal if your foot’s out of action as a footballer. Same thing when mates of mine break their fingers and hands playing rugby. Not ideal. And it’s struck me in recent days that the same is true when you’re foodie and wine-o and your mouth decides to rebel!